thank you bathtub barracuda
this show was on drugs.
Drugs that taught life lessons.
7% cell phone battery
A few of my favorite activities.
i like how they put capitalism in fun letters
i rly need this framed on my wall
im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt
you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax invasion
Keeping up with the cardigans…damn…how do clothes run so fast..
“I’m not mean, I’m a thousand years old, and I’ve just lost track of my moral code”
treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
seeing assholes u used to be friends with like