lordticklefish:

myspacemotherfucker:

gamerspirit:

thank you bathtub barracuda 

this show was on drugs.

Drugs that taught life lessons.

rewarn:

7% cell phone battery
0% motivation

lacigreen:

daisiesforprudence:

rubyreed:

A few of my favorite activities.

i like how they put capitalism in fun letters

i rly need this framed on my wall

lacigreen:

daisiesforprudence:

rubyreed:

A few of my favorite activities.

i like how they put capitalism in fun letters

i rly need this framed on my wall

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

flowersam:

you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax invasion  

biscuitgod:

Keeping up with the cardigans…damn…how do clothes run so fast..

warmtothetouch:

“I’m not mean, I’m a thousand years old, and I’ve just lost track of my moral code”

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

Anonymous asked: "would you let beyoncé and jay-z run you over with their motorcycle?"

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

yes

joeyjoe69:

seeing assholes u used to be friends with like

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