instead of doing my homework i like to stay on the computer and worry about how much homework i have to do
- past me: cries about boys not kissing me
- present me: cries about boys not kissing each other
you literally cannot have a single conversation with me without me bringing up band members
(Source: urietarded)
- sarcastic asshole online
- sarcastic asshole irl
- sarcastic asshole at school
- sarcastic asshole at home
- sarcastic asshole at work
- sarcastic asshole in marriage proposal
- sarcastic asshole in wedding vows
- sarcastic asshole in bed
- sarcastic asshole in last words
- sarcastic asshole in suicide note
- sarcastic asshole in afterlife
(Source: wwiao)
When I see a picture of a band member
- Me: oh sweet lord you're kidding me right I hate myself mORE AFTER SEEING THIS PICTURE LIKE SWEET FUCKING JESUS HOW CAN YOU BECOME THAT MUCH MORE ADORABLE IN LIKE 0.000832 SECONDS i fuckING HAT EYOU oh god, buddha, allah and all the the gods in high heaven thanks for blessing this earth with this perfect human being you've made me and other girls everywhere very happy and my oh my how could you create such a perfect being? Oh praise the womb that carried you for nine months incubating this perfect soul praise their parents for raising such a great person god bless you oh god and just love me can't you see that I'd treat you like the angel you are
